Found: Nuts in a handbag

In Texas we call these Jesus Oysters
In Texas we call these Jesus Oysters
Someone is missing his balls. I found this handbag, which had a pair of testicles in it. There was a note in the bag that said “To my Mistress, merry xmas, may I speak today?”

If they’re yours, please call me at 800-Found-Nads

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