Where are the biggest flakes from?

It’s snowing, I love snow and the biggest flakes are coming in from MISSOURI! It’s a Jesus miracle. Except all the churches closed down due to the snowstorm so Jesus is in Colorado blessing the new pot shops.

Let’s celebrate this Jesus-free day with a video from John Boehner and Michelle Bachman. Endorsed by the Tea Party. Are you teatarded?

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